The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste!

Twenty-two-year-old Jesse, a college student, sent this text to his mother while he was in class.  “I’m learning that I’m a girl if I feel like it, and mothers and fathes are no longer relevent, and if things don’t go the way I want them to, it’s because I’m oppressed.  Yay college.”         

Dirty Laundry

A  couple moved into an old neighborhood.  The next morning while they were eating breakfast, Mildred saw her neighbor hanging  laundry on the clothesline outside. “That laundry is not very clean.  It looks dingy.  Looks to me, that woman doesn’t even know how to wash clothes correctly!” Mildred said, with a humph.  “At least my laundry isn’t grungy-looking!” Her husband looked up from his breakfast.  He said nothing.  Every time the neighbor hung her wash out to dry, Mildred made the same comments.   By this time, William had become complacent with his wife’s continual comments over one thing or another. Read More