“Keep in mind, girlfriend, golf is all about riding around in a golf cart, sipping on tall lemonades, watching soaps on a miniature TV, and getting out of the cart one in a while to hit a ball during commercials.”
Category: humor
Crash the Chatterbox
So much doubt, panic, raw impulse, and bogus conjecture stream through my mind. My soul sometimes feels like a Twitter feed where I’m following a million of the most annoying people ever, and I cant find the Unfollow Button.”
It’s All in the Name
I wondered if perhaps I was intruding in a nasty divorce situation where the husband was selling all the household goods which were stashed over at his wife’s place.